Lauren Conrad is the best. She’s super classy and she designs great clothes and has awesome websites and I just want to be friends with her. I was originally going to write “I just want to be her,” but decided that wanting to be friends with her would probably be a little bit less creepy.
I’m not sure if you’ve ever watched The Hills, so I’m going to catch you up real quick. Lauren Conrad, who starred on Laguna Beach, moved to Los Angeles after graduating. The cameras followed her while she dated and tried to live with a crazy person and was an intern at Teen Vogue while going to school. You won’t believe this, but since it was reality tv.. there was some drama. And my girl Lauren would cry when there was drama. I GET YOU ON THIS ONE, LC!!! I cry about EVERYTHING. Not because I’m a pansy or super emotional, but sometimes a good cry is quicker and more efficient than talking, writing, playing the piano, etc.
But Lauren was really faithful in wearing mascara, so whenever Lauren would cry, her mascara would start trailing down her face and it would make the dramatic moment EVEN MORE DRAMATIC.
I found a picture for proof..
And finally I just got tired of trying to get myself to believe that, so I CRIED. I sat down and just let the tears flow.
When I say I sat down, it’s important for me to say that I sat down on the toilet.
Because then I had to get up to wash my hands. I needed to say that because I wanted you all to know that I looked in the mirror because I was washing my hands, not because I was wanting to watch myself cry. I grew out of that years ago.
ANYWAY, I looked in the mirror as I was washing my hands and there, running down my cheek…
WAS MASCARA.
I have never Lauren Conrad cried before, and the idea that I was crying like Lauren Conrad made me so stupidly excited that I did what any normal 27-year-old girl who wants to be friends with Lauren Conrad would do… I took a picture. And I texted it to the one person I knew would appreciate it. EMILY. Because I really was that excited.
Then I washed my face and went out to dinner and got over it. That’s what a good cry can do.
Especially when paired with MASCARA.
LOVE YOU LC.
You’re so funny, this really made me chuckle. I like you a lot!! 😀
i’m glad you find my suffering humorous 😉 ahahahah
This is so me!! I can’t event handle it!
twinsies! sarah do you have a blog ???
Man, Steph! Remember you’ve got at least one guy that reads this blog. Some sort of forewarning would allow me to brace myself when there’s an overload of “girl” content. Maybe you could implement some sort of NSFD (Not Safe For Dudes) warning system or something like that. Streaming tears, running mascara, & reality TV — tomorrow I’m going have to build something or maybe change the oil in my car to replenish my supply of man-cooties that vaporized while reading this.
Joking aside, I hope you are doing well. I’m just dropping by to say “hi.”
Mathew
P.S. Despite the flowing mascara, you’ve got pretty green eyes in that picture. Anyway, just stating the obvious. Hope you have a nice day.