On a whim, I decided to stop by Starbucks to catch up on life. You know, respond to e-mails and write blog posts and stuff. I came in ready to conquer the digital world.
Little did I k now, I was positioning myself to be right next to two REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE situations.
To my left was a guy that kept unzipping his pants.
but to my right, you guys.
TO MY RIGHT was probably the MOST UNCOMFORTABLE first date IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
I live tweeted the whole thing but I didn’t want you guys to miss out on the fun, so I screen capped my tweets to share right here on my blog.
You are all so very welcome.
It was so weird. I kept wanting to see if she needed an “emergency” phone call where she had to run, or if she was at all annoyed by his really cocky attitude. and more than anything else, I had really hoped to be able to see how they parted ways. A hug and pleasant words? Perhaps no hug and an uncertain understanding of what happened next? Would she be excited? Oh man. I just wanted to know SO BADLY, but I decided to go to church instead.
Have you guys ever witnessed a weird first date? The worst part of this one is that I couldn’t figure out if the girl was just being polite or if she was really into him. To each their own, but the guy was freaking CRAZY!