WELCOME TO FRIDAY, Y’ALL!
We made it! We did it! and y’all I am FEELING this Friday. I’ve been babysitting overnight for 4 of the last 7 nights and I’m ready to sleep in my own bed and press my ice cold feet against Justen’s legs because he’s legally bound to me and has to put up with me. Marriage is awesome.
So anyway. This is the Fridayest Friday I’ve Fridayed through in a while.
I figured I’d share some of the stuff I’ve been collecting in my phone to share with people. Like… hey, y’all can be my people. You kind of are.
First. Let’s start with pretty much the most WTF thing I’ve seen in a REALLY LONG TIME.
The other day I saw a girl doing a Facebook live video of her preparing her baby’s placenta. It was actually a video of her with her baby’s placenta. I was like… what in THE WORLD could someone be doing with their baby’s placenta? Stupid me and my stupid curiosity, I hit up google. I’m actually judging you if you’ve done this, just saying.
A few weeks ago I left my keys at the coffee shop. When I walked back in, I realized how easy it is to identify my keys because I can be like “oh yeah, it has a mary-kateandashley keychain.” I’m super used to it and suddenly I realized how funny my keychain is. Also, I absolutely bid on (and obviously won) that keychain on eBay.
True story: about a month into dating, I thought I left my keys at a restaurant. I was panicking and remember watching Justen calmly call the restaurant and explain that we were looking for keys with a mary-kateandashley keychain with Disney Princess shoes and I thought… yeah, I think I might marry him. haha.
Real life photo of my hair this winter… anyone else feeling this? Actually my hair kind of always looks like that.
Yeah, let’s talk about how Printable Happies CONTINUES to be my spirit animal. Like… yes. everything about this. Counting down the days until we go to Nashville (31!!!!!) AND until we’re off of our no spend month so I can buy this bad boy.
Hello did y’all know that Amazon has giveaways? because they do. and on the day I discovered it, I ACTUALLY WON SOMETHING! and not something ultra lame either, I won these earrings that I actually love! I’ve not won anything since, but whatever!
I literally hate pizza, but Justen loves it, so we decided to make pizza. My half was the olive half, and when Justen presented me a piece it was a bunch of sauce and very minimal cheese and I literally lost it. I held it together for like four minutes and then I spent the next two hours crying about how Justen didn’t put cheese to the edge of the pizza. Let’s talk about how fun it must be being married to me. 
There’s all that. Happy Friday. Drop me something random in the comments below!
The placenta thing makes me want to barf. I’ve heard rumors that people did that but I wanted to believe it was a myth. Ew.
I had no idea Amazon did giveaways! I’ll have to look into that!
I really like pizza, but am super picky about cheese too. Melted cheese kind of grosses me out.
I LOVE that you have an MK&A keychain. Like, that is just THE best.
I’ve never been to Nashville, but I’d love to go. Glad you get to go soon!
On a more serious sidenote, it’s not great to use the term “spirit animal”. I’ve seen Native Americans say that “patronus” is better since it isn’t religion/race based.
nashville is my favorite – less about the places and more the people… for having gone to nashville 2-3 times a year for the past 3 years i’ve seen very little of it, haha.
and i had NO IDEA! it never even really occurred to me that it had any significance or meaning beyond the silly context it’s usually used in. i’m definitely down to re-train my brain to say patronus, though. wow, thank you so much for pointing that out because i seriously had NO IDEA!!!
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I know we’re not going to be friends anymore now but I totally had Caleb’s placenta dried and made into pills. And I take them sometimes when my hormones need a boost. And it’s wonderful. So… Sorry.
SUSANNAH NOOOOOO
Dude. It’s helpful and it’s in a capsule with other herbs so it’s not weird. Also, I’m from Portland where hippy stuff is the norm. (But so is Stephanie, basically, so she shouldn’t think it’s weird) #hatersgonnahate
AT LEAST you put them in capsules and not in a smoothie. i’ll give you that. but nooooooooo. i literally can’t. i still love you but not gonna lie i’m judging you so hard. 😀
“Because he’s legally bound to me and has to put up with me” <-- BEST DESCRIPTION OF MARRIAGE EVER. I'm laughing so hard!!!
THANK YOUUUU. its my favorite thing, knowing that justen would have to literally go through SO MUCH WORK to get rid of me. it helps me sleep well at night, hahaha.