Baby Martian // Week 36
Remember that rhyme you were taught to remember how many days were in each month…? Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November, all the rest have thirty-one. That rhyme is a LIE, because September seems…
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Baby Martian // Week 35
The amount of time I spend worrying about delivering this baby is slowly and steadily increasing. Every time I go to roll over and feel some random form of sharp pain in some random place…
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Baby Martian // Week 34
The other day, I was working on my computer and I felt the tiny human inside of me start squirming and moving and it was uncomfortable and I thought… I wonder if it’s 9 am.…
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Baby Martian // Week 33
There’s this song I’ve known and loved for like 16 years, called “What’ll She Look Like,” by this band called Stephen Speaks. and ON THE DAILY, I get that song stuck in my head for…
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Baby Martian // Week 32
A week behind on this, but somewhere between Week 31 and Week 32, my answer to “how are you feeling?” went from “great, I barely feel pregnant!” to “PREGNANT!!!!” all caps, bold, underline. My back…
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Baby Martian // Week 31
31 weeks down, 9 to go! Apparently, homegirl is as big as the crystal ball from Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban. Me too, Ron Weasley… me too. I have no idea how they…
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