Before the final rose.

Chris Harrison can go ahead and host After the Final Rose… I’m going to take a minute and share some thoughts before the final rose.

How the heck are we already through with another season of The Bachelor(ette)? I feel like I just started watching this show yesterday, but let me count all the seasons I’ve watched:

  1. Andi
  2. Chris
  3. Kaitlin
  4. Ben

and now JoJo! This is my FIFTH season. What the heck. and now it’s almost over. Thankfully we can now all get out our bikinis (I’ll pass on this one and I’ll stick to my one piece) and drink our fruity drinks with umbrellas and watch Bachelor in Paradise. But before I get ahead of myself, I just want to say that Bachelor(ette) Mondays are my favorite.

JoJo is now down to two male humans: Robby and Jordan.

Let me say this: I’ve called Jordan from the beginning. I actually thought the final two would be Jordan + Luke (uh did anyone else AUDIBLY gasp or say “WHAT!” when she sent him home?) and it was about if she wanted to play it safe (Luke) or follow her heart (Jordan).

Because how cute are they:

I swear to you if any presidential candidate wanted to seal the deal for presidency they would makes sure Luke is the next bachelor, am I right?

But overall, I kind of don’t care. I haven’t really cared about many people this season. Girls are far more interesting to watch live together than guys.

I just want to say this.

Joelle, if you choose Robby… please teach him how to button shirts properly. Just looking at this picture makes my brain start swirling because why in the world would you button your shirt like this? Is it a thing? am I missing something?


So officially, what are your thoughts on this season? Did you hate to love Chad as much as I did? Did you find Alex suuuuper annoying and shaped kind of like a Pinsir?

I’m #TeamJoJo – I hope she finds what she’s looking for, regardless of who she chooses. See y’all tonight on Twitter! If you don’t follow me already, make sure you follow me to make sure you don’t miss my Bachelorette tweets tonight!



  1. August 1, 2016 / 7:58 am

    I really thought that the final two would be Luke and Jordan. Luke was the only real man on the show, in my opinion. I agree that she was after Jordan from the start. It weirded me out when JoJo said that she had heard from mutual friends that he cheated in the past. It seemed weird that a guy that has connections to her in real life would be on the show. My guess: she wants him and thinks that he can’t commit, but accepts his proposal and then they break up when they’re famous.
    If she wanted real love, if you can find it there, Luke was the obvious choice. But she was like 24 when she was the bachelorette. Who needs a show to meet a guy when they look like that, have her connections, and are barely out of college? Blah.

    • August 2, 2016 / 8:32 am

      YES! YES TO EVERY SINGLE THING! ESPECIALLY that last part. i feel like in the other seasons, the reason i rooted for the bachelorettes was because i was so sad they got their hearts broken… when ben chose lauren, i was like… good! jojo is way too good for the bachelor franchise! and i still think that… which is probably why i literally give 0 craps.

      so far your guess is right… let’s see how long they last.

  2. Emily Birks
    August 1, 2016 / 7:49 pm

    your comment and picture of Robby literally made me laugh out loud. SO funny and true. And I was pissed when she sent Luke home. I’m pretty sure I had an audible gasp too. Ugh. I don’t even care who wins, but I’m #TeamJojo too. I hope she makes a right decision and it works out. I will be reading all your tweets tonight 🙂

    • August 2, 2016 / 8:32 am

      i literally lost my mind during the hometown episode because of that freaking shirt. glad we’re always on the same page. bachelor in paradise starts tonight you had better be watching it.

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