Chris Harrison can go ahead and host After the Final Rose… I’m going to take a minute and share some thoughts before the final rose.
How the heck are we already through with another season of The Bachelor(ette)? I feel like I just started watching this show yesterday, but let me count all the seasons I’ve watched:
- Andi
- Chris
- Kaitlin
- Ben
and now JoJo! This is my FIFTH season. What the heck. and now it’s almost over. Thankfully we can now all get out our bikinis (I’ll pass on this one and I’ll stick to my one piece) and drink our fruity drinks with umbrellas and watch Bachelor in Paradise. But before I get ahead of myself, I just want to say that Bachelor(ette) Mondays are my favorite.
JoJo is now down to two male humans: Robby and Jordan.
Let me say this: I’ve called Jordan from the beginning. I actually thought the final two would be Jordan + Luke (uh did anyone else AUDIBLY gasp or say “WHAT!” when she sent him home?) and it was about if she wanted to play it safe (Luke) or follow her heart (Jordan).
Because how cute are they:
I swear to you if any presidential candidate wanted to seal the deal for presidency they would makes sure Luke is the next bachelor, am I right?
But overall, I kind of don’t care. I haven’t really cared about many people this season. Girls are far more interesting to watch live together than guys.
I just want to say this.
Joelle, if you choose Robby… please teach him how to button shirts properly. Just looking at this picture makes my brain start swirling because why in the world would you button your shirt like this? Is it a thing? am I missing something?
WHY DID HE ONLY BUTTON THE BOTTOM BUTTON? Come on, man.
So officially, what are your thoughts on this season? Did you hate to love Chad as much as I did? Did you find Alex suuuuper annoying and shaped kind of like a Pinsir?
I’m #TeamJoJo – I hope she finds what she’s looking for, regardless of who she chooses. See y’all tonight on Twitter! If you don’t follow me already, make sure you follow me to make sure you don’t miss my Bachelorette tweets tonight!
