TWOsday v. 17

TWOsday time!
Two random things, on Tuesday.
Easy peasy.

ONE // JANE.COM/GIVEAWAY

Are you guys down with Jane.com? It’s like Groupon Goods, but for all the cutest things. Every week they have a giveaway and EVERY WEEK I enter. Literally EVERY WEEK. and every time they’d announce a winner and it wasn’t me, I’d be like… THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT WEEK!

But this week, you guys.

THIS WEEK.

BOOM. THAT STEPHANIE O. IS ME AND I FELT A LOT LIKE ELLE WOODS:

Ugh. Elle Woods. Always so relatable!

 

TWO // THE BACHELOR

Okay first of all. Live tweeting The Bachelor is my new old favorite thing. I forget how freaking great it is. I especially LOVED live tweeting it with Brittany. People are just so funny and clever and just GET IT.

This is my favorite tweet of the night, because Brittany NAILED IT.

I can’t handle Olivia. She’s the worst. At first I felt bad because everyone was making fun of her toes, and then in the wake of Ben saying he’s had a rough day she laments to him about her CANKLES? Over it. Also she kind of reminds me of overly attached girlfriend, with her ability to get SO MUCH out of the way he squeezed her waist when he hugged her and her certainty that Ben is her husband.

Can I say this.

If, in any world, I publicly announced that the guy I’d known for like a week was my husband… I’d no longer have a chance at dating that guy, my friends would plan an intervention and my family would probably be really embarrassed by me. I did recently hear that on a first date, someone I know told her now husband that she knew she would marry him. He said he was SO weirded out. and I mean… now they’re married. But I feel like that’s definitely the exception, not the rule.

 

I don’t think I’d be able to survive in The Bachelor mansion. What about you?

On a slightly related side note, I am trying to convince one of my guy friends to audition for The Bachelorette. I think that would be fun to watch.

 

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