Stupid Pinterest #5

It’s been awhile since I’ve shared with you an absolutely moronic Pinterest pin I’ve stumbled upon, but have no fear… here I am to share the “best” of the internet with you.

People like life hacks. They like knowing how to be resourceful and innovative. I get that.

But sometimes we need to think big picture, people.

Like here’s a really terrible life hack:

STUPID PINTEREST // stephanieorefice.net

 

You might be like “no! This makes SO MUCH SENSE! The money rolls up easily and nobody would think to steal a tube of chapstick!”

True.

Except you know why they wouldn’t steal a tube of chapstick?

PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO FIND IT.

Seriously! How many of us own ONE tube of chapstick and know where it is at all times?

Chapstick is the 2nd most disposable beauty item in my routine (the first one would be BOBBY PINS, CAN I GET AN AMEN?), and it’s one I actually EXPECT to lose before I’m able to finish it. Just saying.

Am I the only one who thinks that hiding emergency money in an empty tube of chapstick is stupid?

 

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